Bulgarian Pensioner's Desires*

A Bulgarian pensioner enters a sex shop, and addresses the shop assistent with his consumer desires:

"I am dissatisfied with two things - the economic policy of the Bulgarian government and my sexual life. Do you have an inflatable doll of Finance Minister Simeon Djankov?"

*A joke told by Lyuben Dilov Jr., leader of the Gergyovden political movement and spokesperson of the newly formed coalition United Democratic Forces.