BB Stands for 'Busy Bee'

Building highways and sport halls, catching criminals, building more sport halls – Bulgaria's Prime Minister is a real workaholic, indeed.

Alas, with presidential elections emerging on the horizon, journalists and politicians have been constantly bothering the Prime Minister with stupid questions that do not have anything to do with sport halls. The poor man has been forced to declare he will never talk to the media again on several occasions.

As the elections in the fall are coming closer, Borisov will surely be bombarded with more and more stuff he does not care about, so here is a couple of suggestions that might come in handy:

A good leader should always be able to delegate. Actually, some delegate everything. However, Borisov is too much of a perfectionist to leave his media appearances to aides. What if a blunder comes out?

Cloning the Prime Minister would be a brilliant idea – not only will we able to see him explaining about the new highway on all TV channels simultaneously, but a new cabinet in which all Ministers are Boyko Borisovs could be finally constituted.

Unfortunately, the above option is very difficult, since scientists are still unable to achieve it – especially Bulgarian scientists, whom the financial crisis has left without any equipment (or salaries).

Finally, Borisov may resort to the good old dictator trick and hire doppelgangers. While "Borisovs" are being tortured by impudent journalists, Borisov will finally have time to take care of his real responsibilities – "building" highways, cutting ribbons at official ceremonies and playing soccer.

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